wakey wakey eggs and bakey
but I’m a vegan
wakey wakey vegetables
'if lesbians use dildos why don't they just have sex with a man?'
'if straight men like fucking women in the ass why don't they just fuck men?'
Finally, a brilliant response to a dumb question.
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ive come here to receive a rub
napping naked on top of a girl you like is one of the best things you can ever do. like not completely on her but your legs between hers, head on her boobs/ stomach while she’s scratching your head and back. thats the shit i look forward to when Im married
look at this snape i found
it seems normal but then
what is this
turn to page 394 motherfucker